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Sigh.
Moving on, my last post was about Confession Pages and this one is too, and I wrote this for an assignment, It's l01 on Confession Pages and a few funny confessions.
Disclaimer:CREDITS TO THE VARIOUS CONFESSION PAGES FOR THE CONFESSIONS, I DO NOT OWN THE CONFESSIONS.
#2.The confessions are not for mockery, please do take this post with a light heart.
Confessions, Confessions everywhere
Get on a social-networking website, or better yet, just
Facebook and type the name of any educational institution, followed by the word
“confession” and it is guaranteed that a page will open up, with a generic hash
tag followed by what this generation of college and school students call
“venting” out and “solving” problems.
Confession pages grew in numbers after Indian teenagers and
college-goers were exposed to the concept of anonymous gossip posts, much like
what is seen on TV teen dramas today (such as Gossip Girl and Pretty Little
Liars), and they’re only growing in number.
What is even funnier is the fact that confession pages by
area and by landmarks have been started, like the ‘Elliot’s Beach Confession’
page and there is, in fact, an ‘All India Confessions and Complaints’ page. And
just when you thought people cannot get any more jobless, there is even a
TamBrahm and Iyer/Iyengar Confession page.
The 101 of Confession pages is simple: Anonymity is
sacrosanct. There is usually a Google document where one types out basic
details, along with his/her confession and the confessions are reposted under
the name of the page itself. So, neither the page admin nor the readers ever
find out the identity of the ‘confessor,’ but when it is uploaded, speculation
runs through everyone’s veins. Anybody can start a confession page. From what
administrators say, these pages provide them hours of entertainment and it is
not even that much work.
While
scrolling down a dozen (maybe more) confession pages, we present to youthe
quirkiest, yet hilariously entertaining world of confessions (Yes, we like to
spread joy and laughter):
Disclaimer: We own none of the
confessions, and so the style, spelling and grammar have not been tampered
with.
Confession 1:
#597
After reading so much of confessions i too
decided to confess something.. Here is my confession. How i murdered him. I
don't know what made me to murder him. He tortured me a lot, he irritated me
alot. But watever it was, i was bearing all the pains and letting it go. But
that day i couldn't resist myself. I was very angry on him, he was not allowing
me to do my personal work. I tried a lot to ignore him but couldn't ignore. I
tried to make him stay away from me but all in vain. . That night was really a
horrible night, i still remember it exactly. I told him lot of times to go away
from me but he wasn't listening. For him, i was the only one person on earth to
irritate and torture. I couldn't control myself and killed him. Still there are
blood stains on my hand. I tried a lot to overcome but i still have a feeling
of regret. RIP that poor MOSQUITO.
Admin1:
Hope I RIP.
Confession 2:
#586
I once chatted(in tagged)
wit australian gal who said she is a witch.
I asked her to do me a trick.She said u should
come to me for that.So i told "ha ha thats a safe reply...u see my
profile?Do something with it "
finally i ended up
getting my name changed as 'i do belive in witches' and i was not able to
change it ever after
Admin B : witches are
naturally nosy.
We found confessions that even enlightened us about things
we never knew!
Confession 3:
#50 Why Silk Clothes are
preferred for doing Pooja ??
Silk clothes have the capacity to attract and
store electro magnetic energy. With the friction between the body and the silk
clothes, electric energy is produced, which gives rise to electro static
attraction.
This energy, according to shastras, would act on the mind of the devotee. It is also said that the vibrations, which are generated while worshipping, are also stored by wearing the silk clothes.
This energy, according to shastras, would act on the mind of the devotee. It is also said that the vibrations, which are generated while worshipping, are also stored by wearing the silk clothes.
Confession
4:
#49 Toran (festoon) - the science behind
it :
Decorating the main door of the houses, temples or any other place, where some ritual is performed, with a Toran (Toranam, festoon or a string of mango leaves) is part of the Indian culture. Normally, this kind of decoration is done during festivals or celebrations.
Indians use a Toran (festoon) made of fresh and green mango leaves. However, leaves of other species like Neem are also used for this purpose. Most of us know that the green leaves absorb carbon dioxide and release oxygen. This helps in keeping the surrounding atmosphere clean and hygienic. In addition, insects get attracted to the green leaves. This stops the insects from entering the room.
Decorating the main door of the houses, temples or any other place, where some ritual is performed, with a Toran (Toranam, festoon or a string of mango leaves) is part of the Indian culture. Normally, this kind of decoration is done during festivals or celebrations.
Indians use a Toran (festoon) made of fresh and green mango leaves. However, leaves of other species like Neem are also used for this purpose. Most of us know that the green leaves absorb carbon dioxide and release oxygen. This helps in keeping the surrounding atmosphere clean and hygienic. In addition, insects get attracted to the green leaves. This stops the insects from entering the room.
Then, there were typical teenager posts about unrequited
love, about their miserable lives, break-ups and affairs, how one is dying for
the attention of an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex. What is
funny about the next confession is that the relationship started off as a
confession on a page. Now this is the one deep, dark pit that society should
never head into.
Read on, and readers, having popcorn is not advised. It
might just be spit out.
Just
when we thought we could not get enough, we see what 14-year-old school
children do at a confession page:
Confession 5:
I’m 14 year old boy and sincerely in love with
my sister’s friend ..avaluku 11 years agarthu…ava semmaya irrupa
pakarthuku..semma cute!! Enga aathuku daily varuva..both that girl and my
sister play hide and seek enga aathu keezha!! Sogam part is, antha ponnu enna
Anna Anna nu koopduvaal :’(…ennaku adhu kekambothu laam manasu odanju pogum L I love her truly and madly :’( ..
Admins and mamis..neenga rendum perum thaaan enga rendum perayum sethu vekkanum
L …enga love success
aairthu na definitely you’ll be the first people to get our marriage
invitation!! Please help pannungo ..ongluku puniyama pogum…!!
This
confession drew the ire of commenters who took the opportunity to “tell off”
the young teen for ‘falling in love’ at his age, before calling curses down on
his language.